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Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Wise Sun-Egg

Once upon a time there was a wise man. And he had a bow and arrows. He also had spears. He also had swords. He also wanted to have a different kind of weapon. He also had a lot of food, and he was a rich-man. And he also had a woman that was rich too. And the woman that was his wife was a witch. His visitor was not a witch. But he did have some rain presents that were sharp. He also liked to kill poor people. The end.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

That

Once upon a time there was a lion. The lion was so happy. And he was not called Aslan. The mouse on his shoulders said, "I am not called Reepicheep." And the lion ran so fast that the mouse laughed. The mouse was so happy.

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Once upon a time there was an Indian. And the Indian had a brother who was an Indian. They were mean Indians. They had no home, and they had a home that first was another person. But at first he didn't like it. And the family had Laura in it. And all the Indians they wanted didn't go anywhere. And they only went to families of Indians. And the Indians were so happy. And nobody liked their house. So everybody went somewhere where no houses are. And then there were millions of Indians. And the Indians liked to go in. And people did not go to places where there were scarecrows. Squarecrows. So the crow is in a square. And the squarecrows like to be so happy. So the squarecrows were so happy. And the squarecrows liked to be happy. And sad. So they were sad and happy.

Friday, November 5, 2010

That

Once upon a time there was a lion and he was called Nothing. he only ran around. He had a mouse on his back, and the mouse was not named anything either. So the mouse was not name Reepicheep. And the lion was not named Reepicheep either. And the lion ran so fast that the mouse laughed. And the lion liked to run around, and he always ran around. He played baseball. He always played baseball. So he was so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so happy. And then he was being so happy. And he liked to play around. So he did play around. And he was so, so mad that he threw balls. And the mouse was so mad that he threw balls. And the mouse threw a ball, and the lion fell down. And he liked it. So they went to sleep, and they found a boy, and the boy had an umbrella. And the umbrella helped him go out the window. And the person was called I want a New Teddy Bear. And so the bears and the clouds got in, and the bears put him in a box, and gave him to a seller. And so he was being so happy that all the people in the whole world ran away with love.

Friday, October 29, 2010

That

Once upon a time there was a lion. And he liked to play. And he was named Aslan. And he liked to play with Reepicheep. And he ran so he went so fast until he dunked into the water. And he swam inside so Reepicheep dug a shovel, and dug the water out.
So then Aslan said, "hm, what was that?"
The fish said, "Who dug all that water out?"
And Reepicheep said, "It was me."
Then they went out of the water, and Reepicheep dug the water back in. The end.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

That

Once upon a time there was a lion. And he was named Aslan. And Aslan's friend was named Reepicheep. Reepicheep liked to be on his back, and Reepicheep was so happy. And the lion was so, so, so, so happy that he put Reepicheep on his head and ran so fast. So Reepicheep laughed.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Frog

Once upon a time, there was a lion. He wanted to fly. He was called Aslan, and he wanted to be certainly magic. And he would want to fly away. And a frog wanted to be certainly away. So he hopped over wood, and hopped over a city. He hopped over a deep walnut, and he did it over a very deep pool.

Friday, October 22, 2010

I am a child of God

Once there was a little frog. And he liked to hop around. And he liked to hop into the water and splash with his legs, and swim around in the pond. And he liked to hop so high. And a girl went walking past. Then she wanted to catch him. And she said, "Posh, that's a silly frog." And then she got him. And there was a party frog. A party frog is a frog that comes to parties, and it's a pet frog. And there was a duck, and the duck said, "wow, that's a beautiful frog." And she was so, so, so amazed to see the duck. The duck flew, and the duck landed on her head. And then, the duck was so, so high in the air that she could not even see the girl. She only saw a dot that was the girl. And she was so, so tinkled. And she wanted to have a pet frog. So she went to catch a frog and she was so amazed that she wanted to tinkle her eyes and tinkle her nose. So she did. And then she was so angry. And her mom and dad. And so sad. So her mom and dad gave her a big stick that was made of candy. And she ate it up, and it was yummy. The end. And also, but she had made lots of sticks made of candy. And she liked them a lot. And every single day she made a bread stick, and she brought the candy stick. And every single day she was going to go. And she made a long, long, long, long one. And now she made it, and she cooked some breadsticks made of candy. And she cooked them on. The end.